A guy’s wife drives him over to a casino and tells him to call her when he wants her to pick him up.
Feeling cocky, he sits down at a no limit holdem table with $1,000.
After a couple hours, he’s lost almost half his bankroll. Desperately hoping to double up and walk away, he looks down at pocket Aces. He pushes in all his remaining chips, only to be called by a woman with pocket 8’s who hits a miracle set on the river.
He walks right up to the lady who hit the trips and menacingly asks “Do you have any idea what my wife is gonna do to me when I call and tell her what just happened?”
The woman replies: “no, but if she needs a few tips on how to kick your ______, tell her to give me a call.”