Poker Blonde

A busty blond sat down at a table in a Las Vegas casino. “I hope you don’t mind,” she said, “but I play better when I’m naked.” She then proceeded to undress. On the very first hand, after some heavy betting, she was head’s-up in a monster pot. After the dealer turned over the river card, she flipped her hand over, jumped out of her seat and started screaming, “I won! I won! I won!” The dealer, flustered, pushed her the pot. “What’d she have?” the loser asked the dealer. “I don’t know,” the dealer said. “I thought YOU were watching.”

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